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Varnished (2025)

Movie 12 min

Comedy Crime

In the quiet English suburbs of Oak Valley, something is afoot… When a local couple’s irreplaceable dining table mysteriously vanishes, the village becomes the centre of a gripping criminal investigation. Detective Inspector Armoire is on the case (and grateful for something to do), but can he find the culprit? In a series of local interviews and dramatic reconstructions, Laura Eccles, Oak Valley’s local community librarian, reveals the truth behind the missing furniture in this exclusive exposé.

Tom Taplin Director Tom Taplin Writer

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Quick facts

Released
December 4, 2025
Runtime
12 min
IMDb
tt34425107
Language
Studio
Chimera Lab Productions Ltd

Cast

Laura Pujos Laura Christopher Sherwood Christopher Sherwood Inspector Armoire Nicola Wright Nicola Wright Sarah Thomas Kett Pete Georgiana Casbarra Reconstruction Laura Gregory Czura Stop & Search Teen

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Frequently asked questions

What is Varnished about?
In the quiet English suburbs of Oak Valley, something is afoot… When a local couple’s irreplaceable dining table mysteriously vanishes, the village becomes the centre of a gripping criminal investigation. Detective Inspector Armoire is on the case (and grateful for something to do), but can he find the culprit? In a series of local interviews and dramatic reconstructions, Laura Eccles, Oak Valley’s local community librarian, reveals the truth behind the missing furniture in this exclusive exposé.
Who directed Varnished?
Varnished was directed by Tom Taplin.
Who stars in Varnished?
Varnished stars Laura Pujos, Christopher Sherwood, Nicola Wright, Thomas Kett.
When was Varnished released?
Varnished is a 2025 comedy, crime film.
Where can I watch Varnished?
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