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Nikos the Impaler (2003)

Movie ★ 3.4 101 min

Thriller Comedy Horror

Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.

Andreas Schnaas Director Ted Geoghegan Writer

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Quick facts

Released
March 8, 2003
Runtime
101 min
Budget
$65,000
IMDb
tt0309916
Country
Language
,
Studio
Schnaas Film GmbH, C.C. Becker Productions, Cinema Image Productions, JHD productions

Themes

Cast

Joe Zaso Joe Zaso Frank Heller Felissa Rose Felissa Rose Sandra Kane Andreas Schnaas Andreas Schnaas Nikos a lu Unziceanu Antonio Tomahawk Prince Vajk lu Rusu Jasi Cotton Lanier Jasi Cotton Lanier Officer Felice Darian Caine Darian Caine Hollie Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd Debbie Rochon Debbie Rochon Debbie Tina Krause Tina Krause Eva Braun Frank Franconeri Bran Danny Lopes Danny Lopes

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Frequently asked questions

What is Nikos the Impaler about?
Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.
Who directed Nikos the Impaler?
Nikos the Impaler was directed by Andreas Schnaas.
Who stars in Nikos the Impaler?
Nikos the Impaler stars Joe Zaso, Felissa Rose, Andreas Schnaas, Antonio Tomahawk.
When was Nikos the Impaler released?
Nikos the Impaler is a 2003 thriller, comedy, horror film.
Where can I watch Nikos the Impaler?
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