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Traditional Family Vampires (2000)

Movie ★ 10.0 15 min

Comedy Horror

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

Bobby R. Poirier Director Michael Bendzela Writer

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Quick facts

Released
June 20, 2000
Runtime
15 min
IMDb
tt0368365

Themes

Cast

Brian Hinds Father Christine Louise Marshall Mother Sarah Lord Daughter J.D. Merritt Man Cole Tucker Cole Tucker Himself Harrison Ankers LaWanda John Hickson The Priest Mary Lou Bagley Old Woman Bobby R. Poirier Bobby R. Poirier Bar Patron

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Frequently asked questions

What is Traditional Family Vampires about?
An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
Who directed Traditional Family Vampires?
Traditional Family Vampires was directed by Bobby R. Poirier.
Who stars in Traditional Family Vampires?
Traditional Family Vampires stars Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord, J.D. Merritt.
When was Traditional Family Vampires released?
Traditional Family Vampires is a 2000 comedy, horror film.
Where can I watch Traditional Family Vampires?
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