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Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)

Movie ★ 8.0 90 min

Comedy Horror

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

Radamés Sánchez Director Radamés Sánchez Writer

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Quick facts

Released
October 27, 2003
Runtime
90 min
IMDb
tt0860899
Language
Studio
Randolcam

Cast

Axel Anderson Axel Anderson Siegfried Von Krank Jaime Hamilton Celestino René Monclova René Monclova Best friend Eugenio Monclova Eugenio Monclova El Vampiro Amneris Morales Yvonne Caro Caro Yvonne Caro Caro

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Frequently asked questions

What is Celestino y el Vampiro about?
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Who directed Celestino y el Vampiro?
Celestino y el Vampiro was directed by Radamés Sánchez.
Who stars in Celestino y el Vampiro?
Celestino y el Vampiro stars Axel Anderson, Jaime Hamilton, René Monclova, Eugenio Monclova.
When was Celestino y el Vampiro released?
Celestino y el Vampiro is a 2003 comedy, horror film.
Where can I watch Celestino y el Vampiro?
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