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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Movie ★ 5.5 93 min

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Josh Miller Director Josh Miller Writer Pat Casey Writer

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Quick facts

Released
September 2, 2003
Runtime
93 min
Rating
NR
Budget
$500
IMDb
tt0360639
Language
Studio
Amazing Schlock Film Factory

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Frequently asked questions

What is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! about?
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Who directed Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was directed by Josh Miller.
Who stars in Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! stars Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales, N. David Prestwood.
When was Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! released?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is a 2003 comedy, horror film.
Where can I watch Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
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