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Never Say Never Mind (2003)

Movie ★ 8.0 93 min

Action Adventure Comedy

NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.

Buzz Feitshans IV Director Ron Bryan Writer B. Daniel Martinez Writer

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Quick facts

Released
August 26, 2003
Runtime
93 min
IMDb
tt0302855

Cast

John Rhys-Davies John Rhys-Davies Bruce Payne Bruce Payne Nick Brimble Nick Brimble Eric Loren Eric Loren Vincent Marzello Vincent Marzello William Hope William Hope Denis Lill Denis Lill Vendela Stjernstrom Self Cecilie Bull Self Cecilie Bull Self Erika Self Dyan Keenan Leather Nun Janet McCabe Double Oh Elizabeth Richard Queen Elizabeth Ebony Gilbert Helga Helga Self Louise Hodges Louise Hodges

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Frequently asked questions

What is Never Say Never Mind about?
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
Who directed Never Say Never Mind?
Never Say Never Mind was directed by Buzz Feitshans IV.
Who stars in Never Say Never Mind?
Never Say Never Mind stars John Rhys-Davies, Bruce Payne, Nick Brimble, Eric Loren.
When was Never Say Never Mind released?
Never Say Never Mind is a 2003 action, adventure, comedy film.
Where can I watch Never Say Never Mind?
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